i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and now we’re in a jeep and she’s my dad. we’re listening to music which is somehow numbers. he asks if i remember the time we went to pakistan and i say yeah because i do. i wake up and remember i’ve never been to pakistan in my life.
(via c-teardrops)
I want A new spongebob movie where plankton is trying to steal the secret formula and he hears about google so he makes a plan and goes on mainland and sneaks inside someone’s house and gets on google and types in “what is the Kristy krabs secret formula” and as he’s searching he finds out he is a cartoon he starts glitching out because he is too self actualized and then all spongbob merch starts disappearing out of people’s bedrooms and memes and shows are replaced with some weird parallel universe spongbob show and king neptunes daughter finds out and tells spongebob that he and mr.krabs can only fix everything if they give plankton the secret formula so they have to travel to mainland and find plankton and give him the secret formula before all of the spongbob universe is destroyed
It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.
straight people are in the notes arguing with this
OMG ^^^^^^ that last one
There is no mention hell in the Bible. If your copy of the Bible mentions hell the original word that was in its place in original Ancient Greek and Hebrew was Sheol which means mass grave. so how is a mass grave hell supposed to be a place of torment and suffering? It never says you will be tormented in the grave it just says you will be asleep in the grave. Even Jesus references death to be like sleep when he tells Martha that Lazarus is sleeping at john 11:11 .. also the meaning we give hell today wasnt indoctrinated into Christendom until the 14th century when Dante’s Inferno the Devine comedy became very popular and the Catholic Church took that meaning and indoctrinated it into its teachings… ya just wanted to clear that up and also regardless of if you think being gay is considered a sin in the Bible or not the Bible also says to have respect for others and be kind to one another so basically all I’m saying here is if you are call yourself Christian then you wouldn’t believe that people who are gay go to hell… and you wouldn’t be mad at people who are gay…?
(via peanutsdaddy)
